Due to Chicago's expected blizzard snowstorm, Tuesday has been cancelled. There will only be six days this week.

There will be no school. Homeschoolers will be forced to play outdoors, and public school students will meet privately, but without any schooling.

All businesses will be closed. Online business will all redirect their websites to my profile on YouTube for countless minutes of wishing they were elsewhere.

Regretfully, all radio stations will not have their regularly scheduled "Two fer Tuesdays." Those which remain on air may only play one-hit wonders. They are not, however, allowed to wonder.

The western suburban Attention Deficit Disorder group has postponed their meeting featuring a special speaker discussing 'Procrastination'. (see below)

Government buildings will remain open. No change in action is required, nor will be recognized.

Note: Wednesday's Groundhog Day weather report is expected to be unavailable. The groundhog, sick of Chicago weather, moved last summer to Hawaii where he drinks pina coladas and dances to Don Ho songs with hula girls. At the moment, he is laughing at you.

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Freelance writer Anthony Trendl thinks cold weather is just an excuse to drink hot coffee. See http://anthonytrendl.com or e-mail me at anthonytrendl@gmail.com

Author blog where this article first appeared: http://anthonytrendl.blogspot.com

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The ADD meeting really was cancelled, as seen on TribLocal:
http://t.co/fT2FVwx